[PJ-Comix]

So what are your theories as to why Beth has latched onto Howard? Love? Goldding? We certainly know it isn't for Howard's looks.

[MinuteGal]

Yuckiness is a powerful aphrodisiac.

Leni

[Texaggie79]

[dennisw]

hubba hubba

[Dawgsquat]

Money. That pic of J'Lo is worth clicking over there for.

[LN2Campy]

Let's see -- bad nose job; fake boobs and fake blonde hair. Of course, I'd boink her anyway, but with Howeez millionz you'd think he could do better...

[Bikers4Bush]

I don't know what she sees in him but from the pic I can see pretty much all of what he sees in her!

[finnman69]

So what are your theories as to why Beth has latched onto Howard? Love? Goldding? We certainly know it isn't for Howard's looks.

Maybe it's Howard's 12" penis.</sarcasm off>

[bvw]

Doesn't Stern have a daughter?

[alaskanfan]

I expected to see a Jamit Reno or Helen Thomas look alike. I don't understand.

[japaneseghost]

Yo, her family is nice people.

[Age of Reason]

1) First of all, she's too much of a slut to merit a decent man.

2) I see better looking women at church.

Stern can have her. Yuk.

[Gunner9mm]

Kinda gives "silicon valley" a whole new meaning.

[Age of Reason]

We certainly know it isn't for Howard's looks.

What are you talking about?

I've heard Stern himself say when the girls see some ugly guy getting out of a limo, suddenly he appears handsome as anything in their eyes.

Something to remember about the human animal: imagination and adaptability.

Adaptability means beauty is as beauty does: If it's famous and rich, it must be doing something right, and so its appearance becomes a standard of beauty. A big nose is transformed into the prow of a grecian warship proudly parting the sea of life . . . .

[kinghorse]

She's got that "one rock short crackwhore" look we know Howard craves.

[Far Right Of Left]

It's called MONEY!!!

[Lancey Howard]

The face is a little rough, but with the rest of her to dwell on, who cares?

By the way, I think she's shooting for publicity, and as for "gold", she'll take what she can get. Howeird is just a step on her ladder. She is looking onward and upward, guaranteed. And I bet he knows it. Give it 3 - 6 months.

[Pylot]

Rich Men Love Beautiful Women.

Beautiful Women Love Rich Men.

The reason God invented Alcohol is for those of us lacking money and or looks.

This is the physics of love according to me.

[vetvetdoug]

Better Howard than O.J.

[Lumberjack]

Good for Howard. Divorce is a nasty thing, and I'm glad he's starting to get back to normal.

I'd do'er in his situation. Even if she didn't come with a side of fries and a shake yet.

[ZULU]

No accounting for taste, or how cheaply some people will sell themselves for a buck and publicity. Before this, nobody knew this chick. Now everybody will, thanks to that unshaved, unwashed, unfunny lowlife purveyor of crude school room levity.