Deadbeat Dad Agrees to Halt Sex

The Carolina Channel.com ^ | March 12, 2002 | Not listed on source

[LadyX]

Either that - or - the piranhas that eat 'younowhats!'
"member" them?!!
They almost had poor Fred that time when he was behind us on the water skis and fell off!

[dalereed]

"Why is it the stupid people are the ones who seem to be the most prolific?"

By nature the offspring of idiots have less chance of survival and it's natures way of evening out things.

[LadyX]

What are you and I doing on this thread?!!!
(shhh - pretend you didn't see me here!)
LOLOL

[doubtfullyhopefull]

I don't think you should be envious, you probably wouldn't have sex with the level of women this guy goes for, even if they paid you. Think about it.
He and they must be pretty awful, mentally and/or physically.

[wimpycat]

That's not the first reason for wrist tendonitis that occurred to me, but you could be right.

[Cable225]

Crawford said that he hasn't been able to pay his child support because he's blind in one eye and has glaucoma in the other, suffers from heart problems and has damaged tendons in his wrist.

This guy sounds like quite a catch. Scary to think of what the women he's banging are like.

[wimpycat]

I don't think you should be envious, you probably wouldn't have sex with the level of women this guy goes for, even if they paid you.

I should hope not! I'm not a dyke!

[scottiewottie]

I can he jump? Sounds like a man with his qualifications could find a home in the NBA.

[January24th]

he's blind in one eye and has glaucoma in the other, suffers from heart problems and has damaged tendons in his wrist.

But other than that, he's a real "catch" apparently.

[Rebelbase]

Ouch!. I'm in pain just thinking about that one.

[Freemyland]

". . . damaged tendons in his wrist."

If the damaged wrist tendons make it impossible for him to grip, compliance with the "no sex" order is going to be most difficult. However, assuming he does fail, I guess he would have the Clintonian "it's just about sex" defense available.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

"he's fathered 12 children with 11 women"

"he's blind in one eye and has glaucoma in the other, suffers from heart problems and has damaged tendons in his wrist."

No money, one blind eye, one bum eye, one bum hand...Why are all these women having sex with this loser?!

Are things really this desperate in Kentucky!!!?

[wimpycat]

If I were inclined that way, something tells me that me and ol' Luther wouldn't be fishing from the same pond.

[wimpycat]

Are things really this desperate in Kentucky!!!?

You'd better get to work, OPH. You've got a lot of ground to cover. Remember, it's for the kittens, and for the taxpayers of Kentucky.

[Righty1]

Why can't we apply this standard to welfare subsidized immigrant breeding. let's face it MECHA makes no bones about breeding out the gringo.

[wimpycat]

let's face it MECHA makes no bones about breeding out the gringo.

Don't worry about that. Ol' Luther's on the job doing his part to outbreed the Latinos. Are you doing your part?

[Chemist_Geek]

Are you doing your part?

That would require the active cooperation of at least one member of the other major gender. It's not my fault I haven't contributed.