[ArmchairWarrior]

Madina mein ek shakhs ne khuwab mein dekha ke PROPHET(MPBUH)ne farmaya " meri ummat se kaho ke quran pak ki tilawat karo, namaz parha karo aur mera yeh peghaam har jaga pohncha do" jis shakhs ko bhi yeh peghaam miley ussey chahiyeh ke 7 martaba is ko taqseem kare. Theek 10 din baad iske ghar mein khushhaali aayegi. aur agar taqeem na kare to 10 din baad gham aayega".

It's Urdu, not Arabic. I couldn't understand many of the words but the gist of the message is that you should "spread the word" (about the prophet's teachings) within 7 days and that you will be rewarded "with happiness in exactly 10 days". If you do not obey, "a great misfortune will befall you at the end of those 10 days".

[johnny7]

It's arabic. From the Byzantine era or earlier.

In short, it asks for permission to sleep with you wife.

He will provide fresh dates and kill your children.

There is a reference to a big booger in his nose.

May Allah be praised! : - )

[Bump in the night]

the gist of the message is that you should "spread the word" (about the prophet's teachings) within 7 days and that you will be rewarded "with happiness in exactly 10 days". If you do not obey, "a great misfortune will befall you at the end of those 10 days".

Oh... Thank God!!! I only received this 3 days ago! There's time left to spread the word before bad luck befalls me! No... wait! Slight problem here! I'm supposed to spread the word of the prophet's teaching. But I don't KNOW the teaching of the prophet! AHHHHHH! What, oh what do I do???!! LMAO