HEY! That's John "F"ing "F" Kerry! Didn't this guy read the press release where Kerry said he is now known as JFK!!??
If someone like Kerry is going to be so small minded to think that "formally" adding a new initial for his middle name will make him president some day then writers like this ought to respect that small mindedness! It's "F" for Forbes. And that rymes with "Fitzgerald". But not Rodham, which was taken.
So, when refering to Kerry don't "F" off! :)