[mountaineer]

Just a reminder: the Joan Rivers show at 6 p.m. EST on E! network; Barbara Walters interviews Cruise, Parker and Barry at 7 p.m. EST on ABC; Oscars "arrival coverage" at 8 p.m. EST on ABC; and the ceremony itself (oh my heart, be still) at 8:30 p.m. EST, hosted by Whoopie Goldberg.

[codebreaker]

Halle Barry is supposedly going to detail her suicide attempt from a few years ago after she divorced Atlanta Braves baseball player David Justice.

And Tom Cruise tries to spit out words to say that he actually loves Penelope Cruz and isn't getting married anytime soon...sounds like a good night on Barbara Wa-WA