[coloradan]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came back with $2.50
do you think they went up for water?

[mathurine]

Jill probably got the money up front, then turned up pregnant, took the government for megabucks as an unwed mother, and then hooked back on to Jack to collect child support. Jack may not deserve sympathy. However, since the government has made itself a player in this nursery rhyme, you, dear reader, are not a mere bystander. You pay, too.