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Corporate Anthems!
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| Chris Raettig
Posted on 03/27/2002 1:27:27 PM PST by ArcLight
Ripped from the bowels of corporate America...some of the worst motivational jingles ever written. These are songs produced by companies for their own employees. They must really hate them!
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: anthems; badmusic; corporations; deathcultivation; noteworthy; nwo
Corporate image management is back in da house! These companies' products rocked so good they had to tell the world -- with an IT Anthem!
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posted on
03/27/2002 1:27:27 PM PST
by
ArcLight
To: ArcLight
Whatever you do, you must listen to "Ever Onward, IBM!" It's like something out of an Andy Hardy movie.
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posted on
03/27/2002 1:30:29 PM PST
by
ArcLight
To: ArcLight
Actually, they have an entire
online songbook.
In IBM's defense, it dates from 1931. The modern companies have no legitimate excuse.
Take this classic SGI line from its Octane song:
The competition is in shock-tane
As for the people who sing stuff like this -- with feeling, even -- prostitutes, the lot of 'em.
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posted on
03/27/2002 1:39:07 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: ArcLight
I listened to IBM Onward and read the words to some of their other ditties, and I'm speechless!
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