[Husker24]

Now if we can just get him to come to the funeral.

[End Times Sentinel]

Now, why when I hear news like this do I have the over-whelming desire to run out into the street, burn a home-made Saudi flag (with the script at the center comically screwed up due to my own ignorance) and indiscriminately discharge rounds from my AK-47?

Hey, maybe the muslims and I aren’t so far apart after all…

Owl _ Eagle
“Guns before butter.”

[Tennessee_Bob]

Hmmm....wonder how the middle-eastern press will spin this to make it the fault of the Americans?

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

His last words were: "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! No -- wait -- I already am."

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

dear usama as executor of you late uncle estate it is my duty to inform you that you have inherited a sizeable estate we just need you to come to the following coordinates um I mean address to sign some paperwork

ps. There is a liitle something for your friend mullar omar so if you could bring him along that would be most beneficial

[GreatOne]

Some may find this extreme, but I think that what the U.S. should do is round up every relative of bin Laden and his known top associates, and kill them all. Only way to get the message through to these people that they can't get away with what they're doing.