Here's my contribution to the suggestion list: A Barbra Streisland tax: All CD's, Tapes, Records by or using music by BS. Additionally, any posters bearing her image would be heavily taxed. [An alternative to this tax would be a tax on any music by untalented, nasally singers from Brooklyn, NY].
A Ben and Jerry Tax -- If people want to support those left-wing wacko's, make 'em pay for the privilege.
A Tax on White Wine and Brie.
A Tax on All Movies with Alec Baldwin.
just for starters........
Not my white wine!!! You beat me to the alec baldwin movies.