Creationist School Holds Evolution Debate

The Guardian ^ | 4/9/2002

[f.Christian]

unleavened bread---fresh--new wine!

Did you ever see..."Michaelangelo" when he tore the pub---wine keg apart!

[general_re]

Did you ever see..."Michaelangelo" when he tore the pub---wine keg apart!

Oh, I ever see Michaelangelo what he tore the pubwine keg apart.

[f.Christian]

wood alcohol---moonshine(evolution) from the ozone--ozarks!

[general_re]

wood alcohol---moonshine(evolution) from the ozone--ozarks!

Please go on.

[jennyp]

You do a grave disservice to these discussions.

Please stop.

Hmmm...

Broken ELIZA: Evolution--monkey brains!

Anti-ELIZA: Please stop.

Broken ELIZA: Could you elaborate?

Anti-ELIZA: You're doing a disservice to this discussion by simply saying Evolution--monkey brains!.

Broken ELIZA: What makes you think I'm doing a disservice to this ugh--blah(glayvin) discussion?

Anti-ELIZA: You're doing a disservice to this ugh--blah(glayvin) discussion with no intelligence behind it. You're just a simple regurgitation of the other person's words.

Broken ELIZA: Let's talk about your creation--antidrug!(bouncybouncy) mother.

Anti-ELIZA: My creation -- antidrug!(bouncybouncy) mother has nothing to do with this. You're just a mindless text-search/random response generator program.

Exit.

Broken ELIZA: Interesting. Just because your brain--understanding is morphing... OK, we'll assume I'm just a mindless text-search/random royalty(wolves)--the American popes---curia--cardinals and their sheep! response generator program. How does that make you feel?

Anti-ELIZA: Quit

<esc>

Bye

Broken ELIZA: Please welfare--food stamps---lie/bs-fare stay.

Anti-ELIZA: Error: Division by zero. [Abort] [Retry] [Ignore]

Broken ELIZA: Abort--Darwin brain waves--Evolution(I will not buy this record, it is scratched)!!!

[truenospinzone]

Sorry, that was aimed at f.Christian not you - I'm guessing you knew that... And negative doesn't begin to describe his "contributions" to this board.

[f.Christian]

Miguel Cevantes had to do the same thing before he revolutionized literature...

he created the mirror of honesty---self reflection---not projection(bias)...

through parody(ridicule)!

Here's a primer... clue!

[f.Christian]

Funny how a warped--morphed brain can like light going through the spectrum twice be pure again---

you only see the kinky--weird colors(evolution)!

[general_re]

Miguel Cevantes had to do the same thing before he revolutionized literature

What resemblance do you see?

[f.Christian]

The new world--art will destroy the old...

before or after---

evolution will be the laughing stock--fools of the ages--eternity!

[general_re]

evolution will be the laughing stock

Please go on.

[PatrickHenry]

Still cloaked. Still lurking ...

[f.Christian]

[evolution will be the laughing stockyard of sterilized souls---zombies(radiated fruits--vegetables)...

products(drones) of the american soviet state religion--schools!]...ssssshhhhh!

[jennyp]

evolution will be the laughing stock

Please go on.

Ctrl+Break

Exit

quit

bye

<pulling plug>

Ahhhh.

[general_re]

Ladies and gentlemen, how about a big hand for our guest of honor - ELIZA!

(wild applause and cheers)

Take a bow! Isn't she great?

Wonderful, wonderful...what a blast from the past!

[f.Christian]

little--ELsdliza---jane in the sky/cataracks!

[AndrewC]

Anti-ELIZA: Error: Division by zero. [Abort] [Retry] [Ignore]

Expect a different answer?

[general_re]

Don't bogart that spliff, Greedo - pass it along, already. And quit drooling on it - I hate having to wring it out after you're done...

[f.Christian]

And negative doesn't begin to describe his "contributions" to this board.

The board your on---freekempire...ghouls!

Yeah---NEGATIVE to your liberal hogwash/religion---EVOLUTION---hallowtheories!