man ignites self with own flatulence

ananova | 4/15/02

[galt-jw]

watch for the nbc miniseries.

[Constitution Day]

Poot!

er, I mean Ping!

[Pokey78]

Or Fox special: When Genitals Ignite.

[dead]

I had a friend in college who used to do this. He could shoot a ten inch flame out of his butt.

He's a cop now, but he probably still does it.

[sanchmo]

He's suing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income

I can't say it...
It's too easy.

[tom paine 2]

I hate it when that happens.

[Clemenza]

He's a cop now, but he probably still does it.

There's a good interrogation technique.

[galt-jw]

i guess this should have been posted in "breaking" news. hey punners, lets rock.

[Destructor]

We have a new definition for "bad day!"

[greyfoxx39]

Ping!

[Constitution Day]

He's a cop now, but he probably still does it.

Just another weapon in his arsenal!

[general_re]

Break-like-the-wind ping.

[midwestmidnight]

Reminds me of a song!

"...nuts roasting on an open fire..."

[Pokey78]

And playing in the background was the Ohio Players "Fire".

[exdemrat]

Just another weapon in his arsenal!

heh heh...What a disaster.

[general_re]

There is a solution. Or two.

[RichInOC]

Word of advice to Dr. Kristensen...give your patients Beano.

[hopespringseternal]

There is a video somewhere of a guy lighting a fart and setting his butt on fire when the fart diffused through his jeans a little too slowly.

[Jack Wilson]

Or leading story on networks :"Is Surgery 100% Safe? Or Have Hospitals Been Leading Us Down the Primrose Path?"