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man ignites self with own flatulence
ananova | 4/15/02

Posted on 04/15/2002 9:11:55 AM PDT by galt-jw

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To: galt-jw
I was sure this was going to be a story about Daschole....
41 posted on 04/15/2002 9:43:00 AM PDT by steve-b
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To: galt-jw
Did you say pun? Emailed to all my friends with following message: "Couldn't let this one pass without sharing it."
42 posted on 04/15/2002 9:43:15 AM PDT by NerdDad
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Doesn't it ever!

I'd love to have seen the look on the face of that surgeon.

43 posted on 04/15/2002 9:44:22 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: wimpycat
Samething I was wondering, I have had things removed (not from my butt) & I was not put to sleep. He must of had a whopper of a mole with roots.
44 posted on 04/15/2002 9:45:39 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: galt-jw
Talk about a totally undetectable "homicide Bomb." And a lot of Middle Eastern food can provide expolsive fuel. New meaning for the term "post-humus".........
45 posted on 04/15/2002 9:45:40 AM PDT by tracer
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"But I can change..."
46 posted on 04/15/2002 9:48:05 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: kidd
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!

You forgot the first part of that song:

Jack be nimble, jack be quick. Jack jumps over the candlestick

47 posted on 04/15/2002 9:48:07 AM PDT by mc5cents
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To: Slicksadick
That video, as an mpeg, is found at explodingfart.com

That site has now excced the maximum. Does it surprise you?

48 posted on 04/15/2002 9:48:40 AM PDT by George from New England
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
LOL!
49 posted on 04/15/2002 9:48:58 AM PDT by Snowy
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To: right_to_defend
When Mexican restaurants are outlawed, only terrorists will eat in Mexican restaurants.....
50 posted on 04/15/2002 9:49:32 AM PDT by tracer
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To: galt-jw
Hmmm, guess this answers the age old question if someone can fart in their sleep.

There'll be many a nervous kid at camp this year.

51 posted on 04/15/2002 9:51:14 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: tracer
'Post-hummus'! Very clever, well done. I'll have to steal that one.
52 posted on 04/15/2002 9:53:16 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: galt-jw
I really shouldn't be laughing this hard!
53 posted on 04/15/2002 9:53:45 AM PDT by GussiedUp
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To: galt-jw
I hope nobody lights a match in my cube after "burrito day" in the cafeteria.
54 posted on 04/15/2002 9:54:53 AM PDT by Hacksaw
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To: galt-jw
Something about this story stinks !
55 posted on 04/15/2002 9:55:19 AM PDT by in the Arena
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To: in the Arena
Something about this story stinks !

Yep - it flunks the "sniff test".

56 posted on 04/15/2002 9:58:09 AM PDT by Steve0113
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
From Chocolate Salty Balls, performed by Isaac Hayes, A/K/A "Chef":

***************

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell?
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!

57 posted on 04/15/2002 10:00:49 AM PDT by Charles Martel
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To: all
Another vegitarian learns to never eat beans, rice, corn and other complex carbohydrates, 24 hours before surgery!
58 posted on 04/15/2002 10:01:58 AM PDT by Grampa Dave
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To: galt-jw
LOL! I thought only Boy Scouts could do that! LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!
59 posted on 04/15/2002 10:04:31 AM PDT by Cold Heat
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To: Grampa Dave
Your post reminds me that vegitarians are a major source of air pollution!!!!!!! SSSSSPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTT!
60 posted on 04/15/2002 10:06:40 AM PDT by Cold Heat
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