Ahem.
That's "Right-wing Christian Patriot Militia Extremist Wackos".
Practice saying it until you can casually use it to refer to yourself when conversing with Lieberals (Notice I didn't say, "communicating"). They turn amazing shades of mauve and puce.
Jews are especially encouraged to refer to themselves as Christians in the above context when conversing with Lieberals, *especially* Jewish Lieberals, since being Christian is politically incorrect among Lieberals and being Jewish is not (sorry, fellow Jews, but that's just the way it is). They turn a *most entertaining* dead green color...
Thus, when the word gets out that people asking such questions go away very unhappy, their "campaign" will backfire, and they'll have to go back to their leather-lined garrets and smoke more pot and try to dream something else up...
Geez...everyone's a critic! :-) I don't pay much attention to other media anymore, such as television or newspapers; so it's difficult to keep up with what I'm being labeled as nowadays. In any event, I will do my VERY BEST to practice over the next few days...thanks for the heads up!