In the immortal words of Inigo Montoya, "You keep using that word. I do not think you know what it means."
Planet Eight is Neptune. Methinks you should be shooting for Planet Seven.
How embarrassing! For the few of us who have participated in this tasteless humor. Thanks for the correction.
Uranus . Uranus is the seventh planet from the Sun and the third largest (by diameter).
Careful pronunciation may be necessary to avoid embarrassment; say "YOOR a nus" , not "your anus" or "urine us".