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A Polite Ad Of Teleporter Machine
Written by a very, very strange man | 1997 | Alex Chui

Posted on 04/30/2002 8:34:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Hawkeye's Girl
Where's the Heisenberg compensators on that thing?



According to Wooderson, it's right next to the Holleys.

"Lemme tell you what Melba Toast is packin' here, all right? We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double-pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin some [censored] muscle."
21 posted on 04/30/2002 9:15:01 PM PDT by Xenalyte
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To: Lazamataz
High voltage is safe, and high amperage is deadly. High voltage alone is a form of a high frequency. Of course if the amperage can also be raised, it would have been more effective. But since our purpose is not to cook the guy for food, we must leave high amperage alone.

LOL!!!

22 posted on 04/30/2002 9:21:27 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Sawdring
I bought two of the bracelets and they seem to be working.

Let us know if they ever stop working...ok ?

23 posted on 04/30/2002 9:27:03 PM PDT by in the Arena
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To: Sawdring
ive got a pair of his eternal life rings and i havent died yet
24 posted on 04/30/2002 9:29:06 PM PDT by zeromus
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To: Lazamataz
Something about Vincent Price's body with a fly's head, and his head on a fly's body squeaking in a tiny voice,

help me! help me!

Absolutely the first subject must be Hillary!

25 posted on 04/30/2002 9:55:21 PM PDT by PhilDragoo
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To: Lazamataz
my frequency during this was 453.300, but that didn't seem to help
26 posted on 04/30/2002 9:55:32 PM PDT by real saxophonist
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, you may have reached the end of the internet with this one.

And I thought I had a clean patent on the damn thing........FRegards

28 posted on 05/01/2002 12:02:16 AM PDT by gonzo
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To: Lazamataz
#9:

I don't know.....I think Teleporter Machines could eventually find a market niche.

But then again, I once thought Dr. Timothy Leary's philosophy had merit....

29 posted on 05/01/2002 10:39:59 AM PDT by Jethro Tull
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To: Lazamataz
"From the high desert, and the GREAT American Southwest..."


30 posted on 05/01/2002 10:43:58 AM PDT by mhking
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To: Lazamataz
Why can't the Chinese teleport a good takeout eggroll? I always have to do sit down for one.
31 posted on 05/01/2002 10:49:06 AM PDT by TADSLOS
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To: Lazamataz
I'll just keep my Interociter, thanks.
32 posted on 05/01/2002 10:56:47 AM PDT by tacticalogic
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To: tacticalogic
Bump
33 posted on 05/01/2002 11:14:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
I knew that Physics instructor of mine was making things difficult on purpose!!

I knew it!

And to think that it's all so easy........

34 posted on 05/01/2002 11:43:54 AM PDT by El Sordo
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To: El Sordo
All you need is a Pushing Coil and a Receiving Coil. :o)
35 posted on 05/01/2002 12:05:53 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Of course if the amperage can also be raised, it would have been more effective. But since our purpose is not to cook the guy for food

Cooking the guy for food might be an easier way to solve China's food problem.

36 posted on 05/01/2002 12:14:12 PM PDT by asformeandformyhouse
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To: asformeandformyhouse
Cooking the guy for food might be an easier way to solve China's food problem.

Is for very large happy big solution to problems for are the Chinese peoples.

37 posted on 05/01/2002 12:17:32 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
Choo one guy flom cowumn A an one guy flom cowumn B.
38 posted on 05/01/2002 1:25:29 PM PDT by asformeandformyhouse
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To: asformeandformyhouse
Wun Yung Guiy
39 posted on 05/01/2002 1:27:35 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Constitution Day
funny bump
40 posted on 05/01/2002 1:30:31 PM PDT by billbears
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