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A Polite Ad Of Teleporter Machine
Written by a very, very strange man
| 1997
| Alex Chui
Posted on 04/30/2002 8:34:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Hawkeye's Girl
Where's the Heisenberg compensators on that thing?
According to Wooderson, it's right next to the Holleys.
"Lemme tell you what Melba Toast is packin' here, all right? We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double-pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin some [censored] muscle."
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posted on
04/30/2002 9:15:01 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
To: Lazamataz
High voltage is safe, and high amperage is deadly. High voltage alone is a form of a high frequency. Of course if the amperage can also be raised, it would have been more effective. But since our purpose is not to cook the guy for food, we must leave high amperage alone. LOL!!!
To: Sawdring
I bought two of the bracelets and they seem to be working. Let us know if they ever stop working...ok ?
To: Sawdring
ive got a pair of his eternal life rings and i havent died yet
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posted on
04/30/2002 9:29:06 PM PDT
by
zeromus
To: Lazamataz
Something about Vincent Price's body with a fly's head, and his head on a fly's body squeaking in a tiny voice,
help me! help me!
Absolutely the first subject must be Hillary!
To: Lazamataz
my frequency during
this was 453.300, but that didn't seem to help
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, you may have reached the end of the internet with this one.
And I thought I had a clean patent on the damn thing........FRegards
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posted on
05/01/2002 12:02:16 AM PDT
by
gonzo
To: Lazamataz
#9:
I don't know.....I think Teleporter Machines could eventually find a market niche.
But then again, I once thought Dr. Timothy Leary's philosophy had merit....
To: Lazamataz
"From the high desert, and the GREAT American Southwest..."
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posted on
05/01/2002 10:43:58 AM PDT
by
mhking
To: Lazamataz
Why can't the Chinese teleport a good takeout eggroll? I always have to do sit down for one.
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posted on
05/01/2002 10:49:06 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
To: Lazamataz
I'll just keep my Interociter, thanks.
To: tacticalogic
Bump
To: Lazamataz
I knew that Physics instructor of mine was making things difficult on purpose!!
I knew it!
And to think that it's all so easy........
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posted on
05/01/2002 11:43:54 AM PDT
by
El Sordo
To: El Sordo
All you need is a Pushing Coil and a Receiving Coil. :o)
To: Lazamataz
Of course if the amperage can also be raised, it would have been more effective. But since our purpose is not to cook the guy for foodCooking the guy for food might be an easier way to solve China's food problem.
To: asformeandformyhouse
Cooking the guy for food might be an easier way to solve China's food problem.Is for very large happy big solution to problems for are the Chinese peoples.
To: Lazamataz
Choo one guy flom cowumn A an one guy flom cowumn B.
To: asformeandformyhouse
Wun Yung Guiy
To: Constitution Day
funny bump
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