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So many jokes, so little time.
1 posted on 05/01/2002 2:16:16 PM PDT by chance33_98
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To: chance33_98
I have an alibi.
2 posted on 05/01/2002 2:17:29 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: chance33_98
So this is the thanks the guy gets for not using the "stick" approach!
3 posted on 05/01/2002 2:18:07 PM PDT by nravoter
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Cash and carrots . . . jeez, how could she resist an offer like that?
4 posted on 05/01/2002 2:19:19 PM PDT by Xenalyte
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To: chance33_98
Carrots? what an idiot! At least offer some chocolate. sheesh...
5 posted on 05/01/2002 2:19:31 PM PDT by .38sw
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Labh Singh will serve 20 days in jail and be on probation for the next three years. He also is required to register as a sex offender

Could this be Bill Clinton's new chocolate Labh? Birds of a feather ?

6 posted on 05/01/2002 2:22:37 PM PDT by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN
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To: chance33_98
This is sick.
7 posted on 05/01/2002 2:25:07 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard
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Ahhhh.....What's up Doc?

NeverGore

9 posted on 05/01/2002 2:27:25 PM PDT by nevergore
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"Carrots or sex? Carrots or sex?"

The age-old question of bunnies everywhere.

10 posted on 05/01/2002 2:27:30 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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Depends on the meaning of for, Doc.

12 posted on 05/01/2002 2:29:24 PM PDT by dighton
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To: chance33_98
Carrots?!!! As in diamonds? Or as in Bugs Bunny saying: "what a maroon!"
13 posted on 05/01/2002 2:29:29 PM PDT by demnomo
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To: chance33_98
then touched her inappropriately.

I wander what that means? did he just pat her on the butt, Or grab her? He must have been convicted or plead guilty of a felony to have to register as a sex offender. I have had women pat me on the butt, but I would never consider that a "sex offense", just alittle rude, and even then, only if I did not enjoy it at the time...

15 posted on 05/01/2002 2:32:55 PM PDT by ColdSteelTalon
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I think the reporter meant CARATS.
17 posted on 05/01/2002 2:33:18 PM PDT by TADSLOS
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Question...if a woman did the very same to a man would she have to register as a sex offender?
18 posted on 05/01/2002 2:34:13 PM PDT by Sneer
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Why is this guy a sex offender? She is of age and where is her proof he touched her?
20 posted on 05/01/2002 2:35:20 PM PDT by Khepera
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When's the 22 year old neighbor gonna be on the Larry KlinGon Show?

Were the VDs involved in comforting the neighbor?

Film at 11... Bring your own juicer!
21 posted on 05/01/2002 2:37:29 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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23 posted on 05/01/2002 2:38:59 PM PDT by lowbridge
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Labh, bubbela, it's CARATS!

Sheesh. Ya gotta tell some people EVERYTHING!

25 posted on 05/01/2002 2:40:44 PM PDT by bootless
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Just a language barrier thing.

"Hey baby. Here are some carrots. How about now you giving me some top?"

26 posted on 05/01/2002 2:43:58 PM PDT by r9etb
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I thought that was what women wanted...a ring with a rock on it before they would have sex.

How does that song go..."don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"?

29 posted on 05/01/2002 2:50:21 PM PDT by Deguello
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Offender, offschmender. This guy needs to register as Clueless.
30 posted on 05/01/2002 2:52:02 PM PDT by El Sordo
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