I'm convinced from your post that it's a much wider conspiracy. There are obvious connections here; after all, out of only 6+ billion people, how could such a gigantic quantity of them (11) be dead microbiologists?
And no need to worry; I've already donned my tinfoil suit.
I am not the author of the article. I merely posted it for informational purposes. I found it interesting that a Canadian Newspaper is now reporting this; albeit, tongue in cheek.
Oh? You KNOW the Agenda? How?
'Specially the Dwarf Transvestite Wheelchair-Bound Landscape Designers?
IS THIS TRUE!!!?????
OMG! Things are FAR WORSE than I thought.
Heading for the shower...