[JRandomFreeper]

A redneck's last words: "Hey BillyBob! Watch this!"

There is a great preponderance of "Here, hold my beer."

I've seen that one in person twice. (not the same redneck, obviously)

/john

[Apollo]

"Here, hold my beer."

I heard that last week when a friend of a friend jumped off my boat into the lake trying to catch a duck. When he got back to the boat he said that it didn't hurt near as much as jumping off the deck trying to catch his neighbor's cat.