[Shermy]

Good points. The trip back home after the holiday could be a big show at your local airport - dogs going beserk from all the smoke infested clothes, Junior's attempt to take home a stash of crackers discovered with great alarm, etc.

[Centurion2000]

Good points. The trip back home after the holiday could be a big show at your local airport - dogs going beserk from all the smoke infested clothes, Junior's attempt to take home a stash of crackers discovered with great alarm, etc.

Even worse ... crack the firecrackers and put the powder in a pepper shaker and just walk around the airport.