DFU SONG: 500 Miles ($5000 bucks settles LAT/WP suit) 6-19-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 6-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - 500 MILES

They had sued…oh, what a feud…Eschoir said FR was screwed
It looks like the four-chinned whackjob is wrong again

Five thousand bucks…five thousand bucks…although each plaintiff thinks it sucks
They are heading down the road for five thousand bucks

Both the POST and the TIMES had played down Sinkmaster's crimes
They had worn their golden kneepads a full eight years

Five thousand bucks…five thousand bucks…although each plaintiff thinks it sucks
They are heading down the road for five thousand bucks

We can't print the whole thing…not one tear's that gonna bring
What they sell is really fit for my birdie's cage

Five thousand bucks…five thousand bucks…although each plaintiff thinks it sucks
They are heading down the road for five thousand bucks

Five thousand bucks…five thousand bucks…although each plaintiff thinks it sucks
They are heading down the road for five thousand bucks

[doug from upland]

Somewhere tonight in a Virginia mental institution sits one of the great whackjobs in the history of FR. The Deathwatch is over. FR survives to keep fighting the battle while Eschoir drools over his oatmeal. I would like to say that he was a worthy adversary, but it simply would not be the truth. He was merely a very disturbed and obsessive attorney who knew how to type.

[doug from upland]

This one's for you, JimRob.

[IncPen]

It's the damn FReeper anthem!

: )

[KirklandJunction]

Gee Doug, you brought back "memories"!

But seriously, is he really, uh, um, has he really established a leisurely retirement domicile? Like you suggested?

[Carolina]

What they sell is really fit for my birdie's cage....

Bottom of the birdcage BUMP!!

You're the best!

[Valin]

Somewhere tonight in a Virginia mental institution sits one of the great whackjobs in the history of FR. The Deathwatch is over. FR survives to keep fighting the battle while Eschoir drools over his oatmeal.

What a picture that paints in my mind. :-)

[doug from upland]

I have no proof he's in a mental institution. He just should be.

[doug from upland]

Unlike some, you've been around long enough to remember him. What a pathethic piece of human debris he was.

[Kermit]

Do you have any proof Eschoir drools over his oatmeal?;^)

[The KG9 Kid]

He's the first person I thought about when the news broke.

Eschoir can't be liking this.

[Valin]

How much you want to bet register could come up with a photo? He does have his operatives EVERYWHERE.

[Valin]

Eschoir can't be liking this.

Darn and me being fresh out of sympathy

[ladyinred]

This is my favorite of your songs dfu! I sang along happily!
The lousy naysayers will have to find something else to occupy their sad little lives with now!

[The KG9 Kid]

Only thing I could find was this.

[doug from upland]

Someone told me there is an equally obnoxious female version out there (at least I think a female -- I actually met her once). Her name is Aligyrl and I was told that she still spends her miserable existence in anti-FReeping. She actually kind of looks like eschoir except she has a mustache and hairier legs and some believe that he is cuter.

[Valin]

Thanks for the link. But I was speaking of the late (not so)great Eschoir(A legend in his own mind)

[Valin]

Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes clear through.

[doug from upland]

Eschoir constantly bragged about his legal prowess on his deathwatch site. FR was going down. JimRob would be bankrupt. He would stop us. To call him merely disturbed is being kind.

[doug from upland]

Author	Comment
Eschoir Registered User (12/11/00 1:37:01 pm)	Attention Mouse Warriors Oppt to Make a Difference I just received a phone call from someone in government who has a reporter interested and waiting to write a story on FREE REPUBLIC as a hate site. The reporter wants two things - 1) someone who is willing to go on the record in an interview, and 2) some reference to an independent unbiassed website or other organization (the best we could come up with during our conversation was "Museum of Tolerance") that has FREE REPUBLIC on a list of acknowledged hate sites. We came up with the LA Weekly stuff concerning Rogan, and that wasn't the magic bullet the inquirer was seeking. There is a lot of email that comes up on a google search - that is not independent enough. MOJO, check your email. I hope it hasn't changed since November when you last emailed me. I gave him the TTC URL - but if the archives here have particularly hateful threads stored, I would be grateful if someone would organize them a little, and post links here in this thread or other specially headlined thread.
Eschoir Registered User (12/11/00 2:25:13 pm)	Are You Really Mice? THere have been fourteen views of this page and not one response. Are ther only miche here? Does anyone have these threads bookmarked? To: Poincare You must have missed the 8 long, ranting, at least I stopped counting at 8, homophobic threads related to the Budweiser print ad campaign that ran for days. Those were the threads that, if you joined in and mentioned that it was not smart to post such garbage, you were called gay. 17 Posted on 07/22/1999 08:31:05 PDT by aligyrl-02 [ Reply | To 10 | Top | Last ] www.FreeRepublic.com/foru...c73.htm#17

[The KG9 Kid]

Can't find a pic of him anywhere. All the MFJ sites are gone, I think. Haven't seen Ali around here for ages, and she was quite nice in person.

Are there still anti-FR sites? Come on.