[blam]

"Someone needs to give this woman a SERIOUS Dutch-Rub!"

She definately needs something but I don't know what a Dutch rub is.

[JoeSixPack1]

same thing as a noogie

Dutch rub -- mild teenage 'torture', knuckle-rub to back of one's head

found here -->http://www.uta.fi/FAST/US8/PC/estereo.html