`Mister Softee Tried To Kill Me!'

Hartford Courant ^ | 7/3/02 | Matt Burgard

[marshmallow]

The driver of a Mister Softee truck, allegedly fed up with the tactics of a Hartford neighborhood activist, is facing third-degree assault and breach of peace charges for attacking the activist with a baseball bat, city police said.

Luis Amaro, 51, a part-time Mister Softee driver, is accused of charging out of his truck Saturday and swinging the bat at Wilbur Troutman, a city resident and frequent critic of the jangling kiddie music coming from the truck's loudspeakers.

[steveo]

A man selling ice cream, singing Italian songs...

Can you dig it? Yes I can....

[Eagle Eye]

I say we should not let ourselves go soft on the perpetrator.

You're gonna get creamed for bad puns like that.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Wow, two days in a row that we have had a 25 or 6 to 4 reference.

[marshmallow]

Actually, I think it's "Saturday in the Park".