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That article is hysterical.

He treats the Howard Stern fan's phony phonecall to CNN as a piece of evidence.

"Arty Lang stole my job! Arty Lang stole my job!"

Who is this Arty, and why did the fat white gunman with the ponytail start telling lousy jokes?

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Chupacabras demonically possessed him and then flew him to Argebtina so he could mutilate a cow, this of course made him late for work at Taco bell so he got fired!

Duhhhhhh....

What a dumb question.

Chupacabras dun it!