Not only cleaned the floors, but vacuumed (what a helpful husband), and then removed the dirt bag from the vacuum and DISCARDED it, sometime before police arrived.
I know that all husbands are so thoughtful, that when they vacuum, they always remember to discard the dirt bag ! RIGHT LADIES !!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"OH Right!" "As if they're supposed to know where the dirt goes to when you vacuum." "He probably dosen't even know how to turn it on."
(Best blonde "Brenda The Bar-Fly" impression.)