My statistics professor told the tale of a county agent filling out one of the myriad government forms, this one asking the percent of sheep that had died in his county of disease in the past year. He put down 50%.
CDC sent in a massive team to his office, all dressed in protective suits.
He did not remove his feet from his desk as he informed them there had been only two sheep in his county and one had died of some mysterious disease.
my favorite statistic is that 100% of all serial rapists had moms (or dads) so the solution is to kill all the moms. End of problem right. 100% of all robbers drank milk as a kid. solution is to ban milk.