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I had called Clara from the mall and asked her if there was
anything she wanted me to bring home. She said, "How
about some comfortable underwear?"

Now men, you know from getting a grocery list and being
commanded to go fetch the stuff from the store there's no
way on the planet that we get these kind of purchases
"right." Think: Laundry detergent. There's Tide with bleach.
Tide without bleach. Tide with freshner. Tide with fabric
softener. Tide for colors. Tide for gay people. Tide for
nudists. Tide for people who throw their clothes in a grape wine vat and stomp around on 'em.

So I knew I wasn't gonna get the "comfortable underwear"
thing right. "How will I know which ones to pick?"

She said, "Hold 'em up and imagine them on me. If you
smile, put them back."