Iverson Confesses To Crime Via Double Negative

Enduring Vision ^ | Josh Righter

[Sir Gawain]

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[AppyPappy]

He didn't beat no damn body. Leave him alone.

[verity]

Double dribble?

[dirtboy]

Basketball star Allen Iverson has reportedly just confessed to charges of beating and threatening to kill his girlfriend, according to Philadelphia District Attorney Lynne Abraham, and will be taken to trial "as soon as possible".

The Philly D.A.'s office also once charged Don Adams with assaulting the fists of Teamsters with his face. Unfortunately, that was no satire...

[madvlad]

Hopefully, Iverson will be returned to the place he
belongs--prison.

Then VA governor Douglas Wilder pardoned Iverson
back in the mid 90s following his incarceration
for maiming a teenager in a VA Beach parking lot.
Or maybe it was a Norfolk parking lot.

Mad Vlad

[Cyber Liberty]

You realize, don't you, that a significant minority of FReepers are going to "loose" it when they read this grammar storry

[sandydipper]

I ain't never understood the proper use of a double negative!

[monkey]

Language, someone said, is a dialect with an army and navy.

The so-called double negative is a common and natural grammatical form (in French, ne {verb} pas, for example).

[mj1234]

This is Satire

[Fred Mertz]

No it ain't.

[Randjuke]

The Philadelphia DA's office needs to hire Barbara Billingsley, the "rap translator" from the movie Airplane to assist in interrogations.

[Wolfie]

"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive".

[LisaFab]

Bowling alley.

[dead]

This wasn't not funny.

[mhking]

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[MinuteGal]

#4 - Good one!

Leni

[Texaggie79]

HA

[Procyon]

Does this esplane why there is a disapportionment number of "Black English" speakers in the American penal system?

[glock rocks]

ah, don't pay it no nevermind.