[meandog]

"If Iraq came across the Jordan River ... I would grab a rifle and get in the trench and fight and die," Clinton pledged.

...Any chance of outfittin' Beelzebubba with one of them 9-mm Berettas?

[blau993]

Give him a Model 1911 instead. He'll probably point it backwards, and, when he does, we want that hole to be a big one.

[Don Carlos]

I would grab a rifle and get in the trench and fight and die," Clinton pledged.

If anything this silly should happen, you can bet the wound would enter his back, not his front.

Never, EVER trust a draft dodger!