THINGS PARENTS LEARN..
People who say they 'sleep like a baby' obviously haven't got one.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
There are three ways to get things done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your kids to do it!
You can learn many things from children. Like how much patience you have.
A boy becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires.
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning!
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
The first sign that your children are growing up is when they learn that the volume knob also turns to the left.
And remember...
Insanity is inherited - you get it from your kids!!!
