[The Great Satan]

That's because you're too busy regaling us with the wit and wisdom of Howard Stern.

[dead]

Oh yes, that must be it. I could be wrong, but maybe he's just a little more interesting than you.

But you don't have to get snippy about it. All of us "slowcoaches" around here will just have to make a more concerted effort to notice you and your stunning pearls of wisdom more often.