[Plummz]

It's called a "microscope."

So, not at all outside the bounds of what a typical reporter would call an "electron microscope," if it had a memory system or any other kind of electronic component.

[The Great Satan]

Have you ever seen an electron microscope? The reporter doesn't know what he's talking back. This is some third hand bullshit that doesn't mean anything. Uh, like "Greendale School," "refrigerated storage locker," or "CIA safe house."