Posted on 08/13/2002 1:53:30 AM PDT by Diogenesis
GOTTA SEE THIS - War for Enduring Freedom 8/13/02
Kabul, Mahi Par, Kandahar, Ramallah, Jeddah, Baghdad, Iraq,
Other specie update from Ayutthaya, Thailand, Kuala Lumpur, Puno, Peru, Phichit, Bangkok
Morigaon, India, Glasgow, Scotland, Buenos Aires
==Kabul, Afghanistan ==
In Kabul, at the bodybuilding club.
Weightlifters were freed by the USA and can now train
without traditional Afghan clothing.
Someone send this to Arnold.
In Afghanistan, between Kabul and Jalalabad, Afghans guard Mahi Par,
a road crucial to commerce.
In Kabul, the Department for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice is
back. The women of Afghanistan should have been put in charge. Instead, the UN and the
locals, demanded they return to, and HIDE beneath, their burqas.
==Kandahar, Afghanistan ==
In Kandahar, on the street. The women were initially free of their burqas,
but the UN demanded they be reburq'd for "diversity" and the continuation of
slavery of women in such countries as has been their evil way.
FREED BY THE USA:
TODAY
In Kandahar, grammar school students now include girls.
They were freed by the USA.
In Kandahar, at the metalworking shop, children work for $1.50 per week,
for hours only a surgical intern would envy.
==Israel ==
In Ramallah, terrorist-in-chief Yasser Arafat is enabled by the Belgian Consul,
as he has been by Belgium, France, Spain and the EU.
==Saudi Arabia ==
At the Jeddah Airport, Jordan's Abdullah II, and Saudi's Abdullah
compare their notes having dissed the US and failed to explicitly go along
with the War for Enduring Freedom, even though both countries have
abused Palestinians in their own lands.
==Baghdad, Iraq ==
In Baghdad, Iraq, apparatus said to produce animal vaccines.
High tech equipment used to make WMD remain hidden.
==Ayutthaya, Thailand ==
In Ayutthaya, Thailand, a four-year-old monkey has a one-year-old pet it adopted at birth
after both were abandoned. All G d's creatures need love.
==Kuala Lumpur ==
In Kuala Lumpur, 37 pangolins were seized from
smugglers sending them to China for restaurant eatening,
despite the fact that they are a protected species .
==Puno, Peru ==
In Puno, Peru, on the snow-covered Andean mountains -13,000 feet to 16,000 feet-
international aid is needed. Ultracold has killed >59 people
and ~80,000 llamas, alpacas and vicunas.
==Phichit, Bangkok ==
In Phichit, Bangkok, a seven-year-old female cat, has had its
pet male mouse for 3 years.
==Morigaon, India ==
In Morigaon, India, one-horned rhino seeks shelter from floods in eastern India.
The human toll exceeds ~500.
==Glasgow, Scotland ==
In Glasgow, Scotland, at the zoo, Advocates for Animal protest that lion
incest has purportedly occurred with 3 cubs in the pride.
==Buenos Aires ==
In Buenos Aires, at the zoo, South African meerkats rule.
They survive in captivity for 15 years and attain two pounds.
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END OF TRANSMISSION 8/13/02 .......... K
BUMP
ROTFL! Thanks, Dio!
Love your closers, D. Always bumpable, the photos always appreciated...
Thanks Diogenesis!
That explains my family.
Are you Donald Rumsfeld??
Likewise everybody at work, when they saw the pics.
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