[Lonesome in Massachussets]

boycott Samuel Adams bump

All ready emailed them, title: "What Were You Thinking". I've had my last Sam Adams. Send to:

response@samadams.com

[ncpastor]

My letter just went out:

Dear Samuel Adams:
Well, you guys really blew it (pardon my vernacular).

Whomever had the bright idea to be part of the latest Opie and Anthony ill-fated fiasco ought to be publicly spanked (how about in the middle of Fanuiel Hall?), but Mr. Koch, you appear the stupidest of all to actually buy into the publicity scheme. Where is your brain? What moral compass were you using?

One can only conclude that there is something in Samuel Adams products that actually causes devolution, and that the brain cells rapidly and exponentially diminish with repeated ingestion of said product.

Therefore I've had my last Sam Adams product of any kind and will advise my family and friends to do the same. It doesn't appear safe to continue do so.

A closing suggestion - perhaps you should put an addendum to the federally required warning label on your alcholic product - "WARNING: with repeated use this product will eat your brain cells and cause the drinker to behave like an animal, possessing no ability to make judgments of any kind."

One more thought - you might adopt a new publicity slogan closer to the truth:
Sam Adams - great beer, stupid company.