[LarryLied]

Thank Gawd so many people help Miss Lizzie in her time of need:

PEE R. WHIZ AND PUSHY POSSE PUT ME IN MY PLACE

[hellinahandcart]

You have to love the Post's titles.

You also have to love the fact that Victoria Gotti co-authored this article. I've already had two freepmails asking "any relation to...?"

(The answer is "Yes, ain't it a funny world?")

[Howlin]

I see you're here on a gossip thread again today. :-)

[dennisw]

Lizzie is your gal. Wanna take a ride? How long has it been? She looks OK enough to me.