[pittsburgh gop guy]

Oh, another thing - when you end up in jail, this is the first thing you need to do:

Find the biggest guy and kick his ass. Then no one will make you their bitch. And if you know that you are going in - get some ink - Spider web on the elbow and a teardrop under one of your eyes. Learn some gang hand signs too - they might come in handy.

[Revolting cat!]

Spider web on the elbow and a teardrop under one of your eyes.

Hey, this is a life and death sit-choo-ation, don't mislead the dude, dude! Spider web? Tells them his skills are rusty! Teardrop? Tells them he's a cry baby!

[eastforker]

Wrong move,if they find out he's a fake they will kill him,you know that.Believe it or not,convicts like honesty in a person,genuine honesty.They don't mess with white collar or educated as long as they don't look down on them.Most convicts look up to intelectuals as a matter of fact,especialy if thay talk on the same level,don't ask me how I know.