1. Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
2. Liar.
[As in: I have my entire audited next twelve months income for the charity of my choosing if you can QUOTE ME, EVER, speaking for anyone other tham myself. (Although I can understand that you feel as if that amounts to more than just me)]
3. Dullard.
4. Psychopathological projector.
5. Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.