[hchutch]

Me, too.

Although, if we DID get him, I want to know who flew the plane on that raid. The pilot who dropped that bomb is this war's Tom Lanphier, and should be recognized as the hero he is.

[Miss Marple]

Clues:

1. Higher than normal "chatter."
2. Orange alert activated.
3. Media stepping up attacks on Bush and Iraq.
4. President has squinty-eyed Texas Ranger look this morning.
5. Rumsfeld looks full of more machismo than usual this morning.
6. Geraldo poking around Tora Bora.

I say we found evidence of his death this week, and Al Qaeda is trying to warn their people ahead of time, perhaps to activate the sleepers.