Breaking- Airliner emergency landing in Ft. Smith Ark. Three mideast types locked in bathroom.

Fox 13 news memphis station | september 11, 2002 | Drawsing

[Drawsing]

My wife just called me with this. I can't find it anywhere else. She saw it on the local TV channel.

[Dead Dog]

Arabs are squishy.

[wingnuts'nbolts]

Going to Las Vegas.

[MotleyGirl70]

I'm sure you could stuff three in an airplane bathroom, especially if one is fit down the commode. LOL

Head first of course!

[AmericanInTokyo]

Yes, but if they wanted to crash a large plane into Vegas, they would have to have known they would have little fuel left on board when they got there, let alone, in addition to already having been long since shotdown somewhere over the US heartland by Combat Air Patrol.

[rb22982]

I have been a member since Al Gore created the internet!

[general_re]

Of course, if you want to find out how this all works out, be sure to pick up the Sunday Times and check the "Weddings and Unions" page...

[EternalHope]

Your post is offensive to Muslims!

You forgot the sarcasm tag. (I've been jumped on for the same thing in the past.)

Lots of humor impaired folks today (understandable). They checked your sign-up date, but forgot to check your past posts. If they had, they would have known better.

[MotleyGirl70]

Larry, Curly, and Moe-hamed?

LOL!

The usual suspects come see this. It's very series.

[mikhailovich]

The door is swung open by SWAT members. Three Iraqis are smoking cigarettes with eyes big as saucers.

Then the lawsuits, then the Oprah appearance, and so on and so on.........

[JennysCool]

Laugh in the face of danger, girl -- it's the only way!

[norraad]

...or how'bout

Larry, Curly, & Moe~Ham~Head

"mmmmm, there's wire's in these pipes!"

[Redleg Duke]

"Three people locked in an airplane bathroom? Something tells me this can't be true. There is no room."

Sure there is! All you need is a couple of former linebackers leaning against the door...oh, and also, leave the toilet seat up for the overflow! :-)

[thesharkboy]

You forgot the sarcasm tag. (I've been jumped on for the same thing in the past.)

Lots of humor impaired folks today (understandable). They checked your sign-up date, but forgot to check your past posts. If they had, they would have known better.

Hey, I was just pointing out a glitch in the signup date system. I knew it was sarcasm!

[jlogajan]

It's very series.

Serious too, no doubt.

[Revolting cat!]

It's nothing, after all. It turns out that the three visited Graceland yesterday and consumed a traditional Elvis meal: banana, peanut butter, jelly samwich on white bread. You have to have one to know what it does to your intestines. They're now negotiating for extra toilet paper.

[Ingtar]

Living in Memphis, THAT is funny. Those sandwiches can be deadly!

[newsperson999]

um..it may just be that these middle eastren types just wanted to join the "mile high" club..White house dismissing it just calling it "inappropriate behavior"

[Sabertooth]

The Associated Press reported that three suspicious passengers were among the 94 people on the plane, which took off from Memphis...

Egyptians again.

[AmericanInTokyo]

Well here is a recent photo off the TV: