Breaking- Airliner emergency landing in Ft. Smith Ark. Three mideast types locked in bathroom.

Fox 13 news memphis station | september 11, 2002 | Drawsing

[Drawsing]

My wife just called me with this. I can't find it anywhere else. She saw it on the local TV channel.

[KC Burke]

The system clock was off that day. I just now fixed the affected user records.

With all of us poking around in here, I bet you sometime scratch you head as to how much anal nitpicking can these guys come up with, don't you? LOL, didn't mean to cause maintanence work during a mid-week.

[steveegg]

I second the motion to fire Mineta.

[Constitution Day]

Hey! Y'all remember this little gem?

Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin

A7 ^

Posted on 02/20/2002 10:02 AM Pacific by RCW2001

Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin

"Residents of Gush Katif decided to take matters into their own hands," said local Rabbi Yosef Al-Nekaveh yesterday, "and when we were involved in evacuating the bodies of the three murdered Israelis [at the Kisufim attack this past Monday night], they placed pig fat and pigskin on the body of the dead terrorist."

He said that a "right-wing kibbutznik" had supplied them with the swinish tissues.

Arab MKs responded with outrage. Ahmed Tibi said, ""This is a pig-like act of a man who is not worthy of being a rabbi," while Abdel Malek Dahamshe added, "The ethical inferiority and lowliness that the settlers have reached is intolerable.

This is an act of first-degree desecration of God's name... It is especially shocking to think that a rabbi did this."

On the other side of the spectrum, MK Tzvi Hendel said, "If these primitive murderers stuff their brains with nonsense about Paradise and who-knows-how-many virgins waiting only for them, then they certainly believe in the other nonsense that being buried with pigskin blocks their way to Paradise."

[steveegg]

So it WAS the sunspots; sorry about that <VBG>

[Tijeras_Slim]

"shaved themselves clean."

Anybody know Gary Condit's whereabouts?

[AmericanInTokyo]

It's pathetic the Mineta Doctrine (aka Official Bush Administration US government policy) is to place the responsibility of PROFILING on THE PASSENGERS, and only AFTER aircraft are in the air. Sick.

The Israelis must think we are friggin' idiots.

[NeoCaveman]

After some quick editing a little music break for our traumatized terrorist wannabes...

Well, I don’t know why I came on this flight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right.
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs.
Saudis to the left of me, Egyptians to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the bathroom with ewe.

Yes, I’m stuck in the bathroom with ewe,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I’m all over the place.
Saudis to the left of me, Egyptians to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with ewe.

[steveegg]

LOL; it's their belief system that keeps them headed on the downward rocket sled.

[Constitution Day]

Being reported that 4 men "shaved themselves clean."

Ritual purification for jihad? Beware.

[NeoCaveman]

So it WAS the sunspots; sorry about that

Just don't stare at them....

[Danette]

The "shaven clean" statement was reported on the Minneapolis news. They apparently shaved their heads, too. That is what tipped the flight crew that something was going on.

[Constitution Day]

Oh man.

[brewcrew]

There's a Corky's BBQ right in the Memphis airport. Maybe Northwest should start getting their in-flight snack catered by Corky's - dual purpose: snack, ammo.

[Frank_Discussion]

How many teams are postitioned today for this sort of thing, do you think?

[cake_crumb]

"You may be too young, but way back in my days in college there was an effort to see how many people could get in a telephone booth. That was when they had telephone booths"

I REMEMBER THAT....now I feel oooooooooold.

[Vic3O3]

ping

[LikeLight]

That's the big question . . . how many more?

[maxwell]

stuck in the bathroom with ewe.

Bwahaha... They might enjoy that too much, dude...

[LikeLight]

Because IF there are more, some are probably in the air right now . . .