[MrJingles]

"But Dick, I soiled my pants when I learned about the attacks, so please just let me come back to Washington for a change of underwear."

Ooooh, what an astute and intelligent response! Hi-larious! Poo-poo is always a winner when it comes to comedy. Well, in the second grade, at least.

[Jon Geb]

Have you ever noticed that Democraticunderground.com is nothing but a bunch of silly photoshop pictures and jokes. They really don't discuss much in the political sence, just a bunch of name calling and doodlings. Its really sad how bankrupt those losers are. I have a alias over there that I have up to 90 posts so far. I slowly insert divisive comments and learn what the Left is up to these days. I nearly have to toss my lunch after a good 30 mins of being there.