And the truth:
We're a bunch of anti-American commies. Why, Bill and I were protesting in the old Soviet Union, for heaven's sake! And we wrote the book on political expediency. Trangulation? We invented that. When the Republicans took over Congress in '94, did it faze us? No, we simply spoke out on what we thought the little people wanted to hear: welfare reform, balance budget, military might. Ha! Did we fool the suckers that time. As far as our consciences go, what the hell is that? I don't know from personal experience. I have no trouble looking in mirrors--I have no reflection!!! I do have one magic mirror that tells me I'm the fairest of them all....