COMING SOON to a brothel near YOU!
If you liked THIS CARTOON...
Mike Ramirez (Los Angeles Times, 8/20/02)
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...you are going to LOVE meeting the un-Governor’s "evil twin" –MEET the "eGray Hooker" LIVE (in person) at:"TheHooker!"
.The Beverly Hilton – TUESDAY (9/17/02) – noon to 2 pm
before the Bill Simon/Peter Camejo/(Where’s Waldo?) DEBATE
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Frequently Asked QuestionsHooker!"
Q. Who ARE you guys?
A. Just a group of concerned citizens who are SICK and TIRED of seeing our state run by a crooked politician who is "for sale to the highest bidder."
Q. Are you employed by Bill Simon, or his campaign staff?
A. No. We are independent volunteers who act without his consent.
Q. Why does the "eGray Hooker" wear a "Beavis" mask?
A. We couldn’t find a "Gray Davis" mask, and "Butthead" is a brunette.
Q. Why doesn’t the REAL eBay force you to stop copying their logo?
A. Because they CANNOT. What we do is protected political speech, as in the case of MasterCard vs Ralph Nader, where he WON the use for parody.
Q. Where can I learn more?
A. The BEST place to start is on the website, www.eGray.org
Q. Did Free Republic INVENT the "eGray" website?
A. No. Members of the conservative news forum www.FreeRepublic.com just FOUND it, and helped to POPULARIZE this concept - which crystallizes
what many voters feel in their hearts and minds is wrong with Gray Davis.
Please help us "Dump DAVIS!"
Vote for Bill SIMON on November 5!
www.eGray.org - www.FreeRepublic.com