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Henry is married to the former Miss America, Heather Rene' French (how, I don't know since he's certainly nothing to look at)...

Remember, power is an aphrodisiac for women. Witness the courtship and court battle of decrepit-looking octogenerian Kirk Kerkorian and Lisa Bonder, the Anna Kournikova of the eighties (all looks, no game).

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I'm not making this up: Vote-hauling is legal in Kentucky. Candidates can pay people to drive other people to the polls. This unspoken fact dominates elections in Southeastern Kentucky. The Democrats control most of the counties, but the Republicans use it to their advantage as well in some counties. There's a swath of Rebpulican controlled counties from Hyden, home of the hated Tim Couch (Bengals fan here, in thin or thin) to London.

Plus, both of our statewide papers, the Louisville Courier-Journal and the Lexington Herald-Leader, haven't endorsed a Republican since McKinley. The Herald-Leader employs a creature named Joel Pett as its editorial page cartoonist. He made fun of Reagan's alzheimers -- and of course has won a pulitzer. There's money just waiting to be made by any publisher who will start up a conservative statewider paper.