[Brytani]

Official transcript of Gores speech follows:

"Iraq...blah...blah....blah...President Clinton and I...blah....blah....President Clinton is an honest man....blah....blah....I WON!!! I REALLY WON!!! WHINE!!!!!...blah....blah...."

Liberal reporter question: Mr. Gore, why is it that our current appointed President will not follow your administrations example of working for peace in the middle east.

Gore: Well as you know, President Clinton and I spent many hours discussing the problems in the middle east. When President Clinton discussed piece, there was always this lovely Jewish lady advising him from under his desk. Her advice to us "make love not war". If only the current appointed president would follow her advice, peace would be had. And btw, I WON!!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!

blah blah blah blah...

[Wait4Truth]

Al Gore: "We were obsessed with bin Laden, I tell ya!"