[Inge_CAV]

There was an escaped monkey that took up residence in my hay barn once. He had traveled about 30 miles from a private zoo where someone had forgotten to latch a gate. He was there about a month before the zoo people captured him in a live trap. My neighbors still laugh about me finding a monkey in my barn.

[weegee]

I saw a monkey loose in Miami once. It was walking the phone lines (like squirrels will do).

[Larry Lucido]

My neighbors still laugh about me finding a monkey in my barn.

Hey, happens all the time. I'm still trying to convince my wife that an escaped talking monkey broke into our bedroom, asked me to kiss it, and then turned into a beautiful, 20 year old girl. Sheesh, some people are so cynical!