[weegee]

He speaks as though he is lecturing to a small child.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

I find myself screaming at the television, "Please, AlGore, talk faster. I can listen faster."

[b4its2late]

He's too stupid to have a coach.

[financeprof]

Liberace.

[KneelBeforeZod]

it seems like hish lisshp is getting worsssh. then again, buffoonism is a slowly dehabilitating disease isn't it.

what is his point anyway? just wants face time or is he trolling for a new appointment to some uber liberal think tank

[Conservative4Ever]

I was thinking as I was listening to a replay of his speech, does it seem his 'southern' accent is more pronounced these days then when he was VP? Like he is gonna be a good ol' boy?

Red

[Dick Bachert]

Madonna?

“HEY, WATCH WHO YOU’RE CALLIN’ A WHORE!”

[meyer]

Who is Al Gore's Speech Coach?

M-M-Max Headroom?

[Delbert]

Who is Al Gore's Speech Coach?

Buckwheat? Unce....Tice.....Fee Times a Loser.....

[gortklattu]

Hey, WE TAUGHT HIM!

[DeFault User]

Trying to come up with the possible explanations for Gore’s BrainFart:

1. He really is that stupid.

2. Bill or Hillary convinced him to give that speech to kill him off politically. It flies in the face of current polls showing support for Bush, hurts other Democrats (as Gore is still seen as one of the party’s spokesmen) and it makes Gore an untouchable if the Bush Iraq strategy is successful. Neither Bill nor Hillary cares about the short term interest of the party if it clears the way for Hillary.

3. He intentionally goes hard left to grab headlines and the left wing of the party, gambling that the Bush plan runs amok, so that Gore eventually looks like a prophetic genius. (Sick)

I tend to favor a combination of one and two. As to his speech and hair, he's probably drinking Rogaine and inhaling Sterno.

[Political Junkie Too]

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-PJ

[Billthedrill]

It sounds like what it is - speech recorded for a 78 RPM turntable, and a brain that only goes 33.

[Redcloak]

Who is Algore's speech coach? Darrell Hammond, of course.