[rdb3]

Checkmate, my @ss. I'll provide that list for you, if you'd like.

No, checkmate! You're the ass.

You don't see how you proved my point? I don't need a list. Your own words mated you, paht-nah! You gave up the ghost. So laugh now, and figure it out when you get home.

But continue! I'm enjoying the minstrel show.

[Alberta's Child]

They must teach a funny brand of chess in Cleveland . . .

LOL.