Exile, that sounds good. But where? Hmmm, there are many tempting BLUE STATE locations, but I suggest the government buy him a house right next to Barbara Streisand.
Alternates include the following:
Berkeley, CA
Cambridge, MA
Paterson, NJ
Or how about an update on "The Odd Couple", with Saddam and Osama as roommates -- Hussein, pathologically afraid of germs, living with perennial caveman bin Laden? Think of the wacky hijinks that will ensue!