[The Great Satan]

Bin Laden is almost certainly dead. Even if he's alive, he's out of the loop, which means he's no threat. He doesn't have magic powers -- basically, he was a just recruitment and PR guy. If he's not doing recruitment and PR, he's irrelevant. Bye-bye, Binnie.

[CharacterCounts]

Bin Laden is almost certainly dead.

I think and hope he is dead. Otherwise, I wouldn't put it past this animal to show up one day and claim he was resurrected.