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Drunken man scandalizes women
New Vision (Uganda) ^ | 9/30/02 | New Vision

Posted on 09/30/2002 2:10:00 AM PDT by Neanderthal

Drunken man scandalizes women

Many women left the party when an old man, a father-in-law to one of them, inadvertently exposed his private parts during a dance.
Justus Mwero was tuned to Konjo dance at Kasese’s noisy pub on Main Street on Saturday. He stood up to dance and did not realise that his zipper was open and his wrinkled private parts were moving with the pace of the Awilo number. He continued unconcerned even when he was tipped off by a young man. He was too drunk to care or understand.
The female guests were scandalised and sneakedaway one by one. The party was to celebrate the birthday of some big man’s daughter in Kasese town. As if this was not enough, another old timer, a woman this time, was arrested for defecating near a water tank and was fined.
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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: africa; partypooper; whoopingitup
They sure know how to party over there.
1 posted on 09/30/2002 2:10:00 AM PDT by Neanderthal
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To: Neanderthal
YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2 posted on 09/30/2002 2:13:47 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: Neanderthal
Just like southern FL. They vote about the same.
3 posted on 09/30/2002 2:20:53 AM PDT by bmwcyle
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To: bmwcyle
Cheap shot Bmw.
4 posted on 09/30/2002 2:24:43 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: Neanderthal
"and so the first woman screamed and had a stroke, the second one screamed and also had a stoke. The third woman was too old and feeble and couldn't reach that far."
5 posted on 09/30/2002 2:27:52 AM PDT by dread78645
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To: Neanderthal
That is so funny!
6 posted on 09/30/2002 3:45:32 AM PDT by DBtoo
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To: Neanderthal
...Even Uganda's flag is displaying a cock.
7 posted on 09/30/2002 4:04:37 AM PDT by Consort
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To: Neanderthal
I didn't know Bill Clinton was in Uganda.
8 posted on 09/30/2002 4:07:42 AM PDT by tje
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To: tje
Uganda's flag would then have a bent gherkin..
9 posted on 09/30/2002 4:16:32 AM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: tje
I didn't know Bill Clinton was in Uganda.

Former President Clinton will visit Africa to promote efforts to curtail the AIDS epidemic and encourage economic development. Clinton leaves Sunday and will visit Ghana, Nigeria, Rwanda*, Mozambique and South Africa, his office said Friday. He returns Sept. 29.
* - Rwanda borders Uganda.

10 posted on 09/30/2002 4:24:51 AM PDT by Consort
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11 posted on 09/30/2002 7:17:36 AM PDT by William McKinley
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